Monday, December 17, 2007

My Virtual White Elephant Gift

I saw this and immediately thought of Amy over at Runner's Lounge. It's the perfect solution to keep your nose from being your "running" partner. Simply strap this comfortable, light-weight, hands-free, one-size-fits-all apparatus on your noggin and off you go. Say goodbye to using your sleeve as a tissue, and say hello to the Portable Snot Squelcher!

For those not knowing what this is about, the Runner's Lounge community is having a virtual Christmas party with white elephant gifts and all.

7 comments:

Database Diva said...

Just when we thought there could be nothing more desirable than golden poop, you show us what we really need. This is so stinkin' funny!

Topher said...

That IS funny! It goes hand-in-hand with the golden poop charm. And when you get back from that run, you can snuggle up in the excrement brown blanket Amy threw in and read Database Diva's book. Perfect!

scott keeps running said...

i would take one of those. maybe two.

Tom said...

Reid, this is hilarious! Highly marketable. Where can I order one?

Hope you're planning to join us at the party. You'll be getting a nice white elephant gift from Amy and me.

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P.O.M. said...

That would work for sure, but it takes all the fun of blowing snot rockets away. When else can a girl blow her snot in public, but in the wonderful world of running?

Topher said...

It's MINE, ALL MINE! Thanks for the great gift. This is the best gift I've ever won for fake...EVER!

I hope you like the clock. The pictures didn't scan in that great, but if you can't tell, it's a couple embracing. It's the "time for some lovin!" clock. If I hadn't given it away in another white elephant exchange years ago, I'd totally send the real deal to you.

Merry Christmas to you and your family. (I dig the ornament post, too)